I admit it. He still fancy me.
I still think he's the most gorgeous man I've ever set eyes on in all my life. I still think I want him.
I know. I'm running towards a precipice.
I will fall.
I will get hurt.
Not bad. I'm getting hurt anyway repressing my emotions, watching the players from outside the courtyard.
So, last friday, while I was reading about viral marketing, I've had a flash of inspiration: it's just all I need to improve my position of 'human being' to 'friend' in his precious courtyard-regards.

Here the strategy elements:
1) Gives away valuable products or services
2) Provides for effortless transfer to others
3) Scales easily from small to very large
4) Exploits common motivations and behaviors
5) Utilizes existing communication networks
6) Takes advantage of others' resources.

Tomorrow I will start my own strategy.
Stay tuned.